mwsy's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Screwed up world I don’t know about you guys, but I think there’s something seriously wrong when in a poll taken of 12-14 years olds and someone says that she wants to lose her virginity at 16, another 40 says that they have already kissed and petted with either a boy or a girl or that a 13 year old happily grants an interview to proclaim to the world that she has 50 thongs or that lesbianism is on the rise. Something is seriously wrong. To me that is. Losing your virginity is no laughing matter, but since you’re so dead set on it, why not sooner? Try SJI, the whole school is filled with desperate guys and I’m sure you guys can save up for a cheap room in Geylang, I think you can get a room for the night for about $40++. Oh wait, what’s that I hear? Don’t want to get caught? Well, you’re the one too anxious to wait till you’re married first, whatever. Your call. And kissing and petting? Well, in my opinion, you’re too bored or horny. You should try playing The Sims, there’s something addictive about setting virtual people on fire and watching them flap around. Not addictive enough? Try Heroin or Estacy, if that isn’t addictive enough for you I have no idea what the hell is. And if you’re horny, try looking at porn, I hear Kazaa has porn and I think you can download the Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson video. Just remember to delete the files before you’re caught, somehow deleting a file after you’re caught doesn’t have the same effect. And best of all! THONGS. Why the hell, ANYONE would want to wear one is a mystery to me, let alone a 13 year old. You know what? I can MAKE you a friggin’ thong. Just provide the cloth needed, roughly about ¾ size of an A4 sheet of paper and I’ll sew you one! Want lace? Get it yourself, and no, I don’t take orders. If you want to wear a thing, why not go panty-less? It’s pretty much the same thing, and of course, no panty-lines which is why people wear things in the first place! It’s free, and you get to go au-natural, screw the thong and be free for a day! (Not advisable if you have the female curse called a period.) And lesbianism on the rise, well, you church-goers have most likely heard of the phrase: "Hate the sin, not the sinner" Isn’t that kinda hard? But I’m not going into that. Anyways, according to the Melzilla’s Girl curious about guys -> Girl meets guy -> Parents find out and forbid girl to see guy even if he is a just friend -> Girl gets sad and goes off to cry on another girl’s shoulder -> Girl and girl get closer -> And... girl and girl become lesbians! There you have it, the formation of lesbianism in just 6 easy steps! Order now for a special price of $27.99! Oops, wrong thing. Oh yeah, and I’ve even heard that 13 year olds in Australia carry condoms in their bags, and I’m sure as hell it’s got nothing to do with using them to store water. In fact, I also doubt if the condoms are just an "accessory". I have this sneaky feeling that the condoms are being used for they ACTUAL PURPOSE. Oh yeah, that reminds me: Hey girls that wanted to get laid, remember to use and condom when you do “it” in Geylang with an SJI guy. Aids is a nono. Unless you want to get Aids because like all things, A LOT of people have it. Sure, it’s gonna kill you, but so is smoking. Sometimes, I just wonder, if God up there in heaven decides one day to break his promise and send a f**king big meteorite crashing towards earth, because he may just get tired one day of all these shenanigans going on between humans. Maybe that meteorite that the Lord sent and hit a little Village in India was a practice run. Can you imagine? One f**king big fire ball being hurled towards earth. No wonder one old man died of an heart attack there. And can you imagine? Running around like chickens with your head chopped off screaming “Oh my goodness!!! A meteorite is headed towards earth!!! *insert scream here*”, and for a bunch, in your thongs. Can you imagine those final moments? Man, if I weren’t going to die, it would be funny as hell. And for those poor folks in India, they thought it was a missile not a meteorite, because that area happened to be oh-so conveniently missile testing area or something like that. Okay, I know I’m digressing so I’ll end here. You know what? Girls that want to loose their virginity at 16, I bet you’ll be screwing someone in those final moments.
~Mel 9:42 p.m. - Sunday, Oct. 12, 2003 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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